You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
who fucked ur mom??
You: you?
Stranger: I bet it was him.
You: Probably, damn that whore.
You: By whore I meant my mother, awkward.
Stranger: Very.
Stranger: Apparently we both have mothers who get around.
Stranger: Oh well.
You: If they didn’t, would we be here though?
Stranger: Exactly!
You: I’m glad we agree. Poor guy who asked this, didn’t think it through.
Stranger: How could he have been prepared?
You: You’ve got a point, and from how they wrote the question, I’m assuming he’s about
sixteen or younger, poor fellow.
Stranger: He could be 21. This is the Internet, after all.
You: That makes me so sad, how accurate that is.
Stranger: Me too. I got progressively sadder as I typed it.
Stranger: Hitting the enter key was a killer.
You: I’m glad there’s at least people like you, that know how to use capitals.
You: And spell out “ur”
Stranger: Same to you, good sir.
You: I’m actually a female, but thank you anyways!
Stranger: Oh! In that case, ma’am. *hat tip.*
Stranger: (Hat tip: wear your hat on your head.)
You: Oh thank you, I always thought I was putting my hat on wrong. :(
Stranger: It’s a common mistake, really. You’d be surprised.
You: You should spread the word, help other clueless individuals like myself.
Stranger: I need to make an informational poster.
Stranger: Or perhaps a PSA.
You: You really should. I’ll make sure, if you make the posters, to hang them up
everywhere.
Stranger: That’d benefit the cause so much!
You: We could make hat tips so well known, it’d be all over all those social media
websites. It’d probably get shoved down their throats so much though that they’d revert
to wearing their hats in weird places again though. Hmm.
Stranger: We need to find a way to present the tip to people without being overbearing.
You: Yes, yes we do. Hmmm.
Stranger: Maybe we talk to the top hat manufacturers. That is to say, the largest hat
manufacturing companies, and not companies that manufacture top hats.
Stranger: We can insist that they add a label to each hat. The label will detail the proper
usage of a hat.
Stranger: There will be a diagram and everything!
You: Good sir I believe you are a genius.
Stranger: Thank you.
You: I wonder if the guy who asked the question left yet. Or maybe he’s going to steal
your excellent hat idea.
Stranger: I need to patent it.
Stranger: You hear me, questioner? Don’t you DARE take my idea!
You: Seriously you should. I might wear more hats because now I know how to wear
them.
You: Oh you used all caps, i’m sure he’s shaking in his boots.
Stranger: It will benefit the people AND the corporate machine!
Stranger: He better be.
You: I would be. I mean it wasn’t even directed towards me and I got a little intimidated.
Stranger: Dang. My caps contain a lot of rage.
Stranger: I’ve got angry fingers tonight.
You: Hmm, I’d put your angry fingers to a good cause.
Stranger: I should write an angry letter.
Stranger: I assume that’s what you were going for.
You: Yes, yes, thank you.
You: It’s 1:40 am and I’m not thinking straight.
You: But who to write an angry letter to, hmm.
Stranger: Hmmmm…
Stranger: You’re in the same timezone as me.
Stranger: I should write an angry letter to the timezone people.
You: Hmm, what will be your complaint though?
You: Although you could always just write an angry letter to write an angry letter.
Stranger: I could complain that the names of timezones aren’t “modern” enough.
Stranger: They need to step that up.
Stranger: I’m tired of living in Eastern Time. I want to live in Crazy Time.
You: Oh my god, that is beautiful.
You: Alright, I’ll support you.
Stranger: We need more members.
Stranger: Or we can just charge in as an army of two.
Stranger: Words blazing.
You: Yeah, words blazing. Because I think if we charged in, we wouldn’t be that
intimidating.
Stranger: I was really hoping you were an intimidating-looking person.
Stranger: Because I’m sure not.
You: I really wish I was too, but I’m really not. Hmm, we could always just look in alleys
for tough looking guys and convince them we’ll help them how to spell if they’ll support
us.
Stranger: Perfect!
Stranger: Tough guys always hang out in alleys.
You: We could do this. Look at you, you’re such an idea person.
Stranger: I’ve been called an “ideaer.”
Stranger: Although, I’m starting to doubt that’s a word.
You: See, that’s another thing you can do! Make that into a word.
You: You’re just on a roll tonight.
Stranger: hahaha Yes!
Stranger: I’ll submit it to Webster.
Stranger: I like to think that there’s just a man named Webster in a room somewhere.
Stranger: The room is filled with all sorts of tubes.
Stranger: Every few minutes, a letter shoots through a tube with a new word on it.
Stranger: Most of the time, he rejects it, throws it in a nearby furnace.
Stranger: But sometimes, oh, sometimes, he picks up his big pen, and with a smile, pens
the word in a book.
Stranger: The word then appears in every new dictionary.
Stranger: And that’s why they don’t let in public places.
You: I can’t believe you thought that too.
You: Although, my idea of him wasn’t as detailed with the tubes.
You: I did see a little old man sitting in a room though approving words.
Stranger: Glad to know I’m not THAT crazy.
You: Or maybe we’re both completely crazy and through some work of fate called omegle
and some genius’ question we were brought together.
You: You never know.
Stranger: Maybe! Just maybe.
You: Hmm, I wonder how people figure out if they’re crazy or not now.
Stranger: I’ve heard that people who are crazy aren’t aware.
Stranger: So that’s a good question.
Stranger: Doctors, maybe?
You: Hmm, I don’t know though, because on average I spend about 1-2 hours with my
doctor, and they’ve normally got other patients, hmmm.
You: Maybe your family members are supposed to notice.
Stranger: Maybe!
Stranger: Is there a cure for being crazy?
You: Hmm, I guess they could shove pills down your throat until you’re just a blob. I’m
not sure there’s an actual cure though.. Another thing you can try to figure out!
Stranger: Yeah, but no one wants that! Pills just make you a different person. That’s
kind of scary to me, actually.
Stranger: And maybe I’ll figure it out!
You: If anyone can do it, I believe you can.
Stranger: haha Glad you’re resting your faith in a strange stranger!
Stranger: Strange, stranger, strangest.
You: Well, if you can’t rest your faith in a stranger, then who can you have faith in?
Stranger: People you know! Silly.
You: That’s not fun though!
You: Watch, you can be the person that cures aids, and I’ll be like yup, I had faith in
him.
Stranger: hahaha That’d be insanity.
Stranger: Especially considering my lack of a scientific mind.
You: Well, we did already decide we were both crazy.. /cough.
Stranger: So true. So true.
You: And maybe that’s what they need, someone without a scientific mind. Muahahah.
Stranger: Oho! Maybe so!
Stranger: So, stranger, what’s your name?
You: Nancy, and yours?
Stranger: Jacob! Nice to meet you, Nancy!
You: Nice to meet you too!
You: For simple curiosity, how old are you?
Stranger: I’m twenty.
You: Ah, I’m proud of you for typing it out.
Stranger: Looks fancier, eh?
You: Yes, yes that’s exactly what I was trying to figure out how to type.
Stranger: Now you know!
You: You’re just teaching me so much today.
Stranger: How old are you? I have to see if I win.
You: I’m seventeen, /cough.
You: Did you win?
Stranger: Looks like I win.
Stranger: Yeah, the higher age always wins.
Stranger: It’s a game I play.
You: I should have lied then.
You: :(
Stranger: Yeah, but then you’d be being dishonest!
Stranger: And I’d be upset.
Stranger: Somehow.
You: And I can’t upset the guy who will be the cure for aids.
You: You have a point.
Stranger: Precisely.
You: Alright, then I’m glad I didn’t.
Stranger: That’s the spirit!
Stranger: You can feel free to tell me about yourself! Or feel paid, whatever. I won’t
actually pay you to tell me about yourself.
You: Oh that’s depressing. Hmm, I’m awful about talking about myself though.
Stranger: Oh? Most people love to talk about themselves.
You: Yes, yes they do. And I guess I do too, if given the right prompt.
Stranger: Makes sense to me!
Stranger: Maybe I can be a bit more specific. Where are you from?
Stranger: If that’s not too personal, that is.
You: Ah, Michigan, and yourself?
Stranger: Virginia!
You: Oh how is it down there?
Stranger: It’s nice.
Stranger: I live in Tennessee at the moment, though.
Stranger: How’s Michigan?
You: The weather is pretty moody. It’s annoying, warm one day, cold the next.
You: But aside from that, pretty nice.
Stranger: It’s been like that here for a few weeks. I think someone punched mother
nature.
You: Probably. Oh I know! She’s the one you can write an angry letter to.
Stranger: OH MAN! Such a good idea!
Stranger: I guess I can just throw it into the sky after I’m finished.
Stranger: She’ll get it eventually.
You: Attach it to a balloon.
You: It’ll work.
Stranger: What if space gets it?
You: Hmmm, maybe they’ll know how to locate her.
Stranger: Maybe! We’ll see.
You: Yes, I’ll be watching for the results.
Stranger: I’ll be sure to keep you posted.
You: So make sure you’ve got your caps lock prepared.
You: Alright good.
You: I was concerned you wouldn’t.
Stranger: I’ve gotta. You’re the only other person who knows.
You: That is an excellent reason.
You: I don’t even know how to respond because that response was so
Stranger: So what?
You: hmm.
You: perfect.
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: It’s what I do.
Stranger: Not really. I wish I sat around and formulated perfect responses all day.
You: I do, after the conversation is over and I’ll never have a reason to use them again.
Stranger: Oh, dang. So fleeting.
Stranger: Kinda beautiful.
You: In an obscure way, yes.
Stranger: Everything’s been obscure in this conversation.
You: Hmm. I haven’t even noticed.
You: *hadn’t
Stranger: Yeah, that proves that we’re crazy.
You: Shh, it’s ok, at least we’re crazy together, right?
Stranger: Right! That’s all that counts.
You: Hmm, what else do crazy people talk about?
Stranger: Hobbies! They definitely talk about hobbies.
You: My hobbies include sitting on my computer, updating my tumblr, and playing some
weird game called habbo hotel. I’m pretty awesome, I know. How about yourself?
Stranger: Dang. Quite the hobbyist.
You: I know, I’m so diverse it isn’t even funny.
Stranger: I’m a graphic design major, so I’m always making random little projects. I do a
lot of work for local bands…most of them are terrible, but I do it anyway.
You: See that’s awesome.
Stranger: I play drums in a band with no definite structure. haha
Stranger: I’m beginning to get into audio production.
Stranger: Aside from that, I make coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.
You: I love that you’re this awesome person and my claim to fame is reblogging ridiculous
pictures.
You: And cats.
You: Cats aren’t ridiculous.
Stranger: hahaha I’m not all that awesome, trust me. I’ll take the compliment anyway.
Stranger: I spend WAY too much time goofing off online, don’t get me wrong.
Stranger: Cats are fun! I prefer dogs, though.
You: Shh, you’re awesome. And ah, I see. If you didn’t, then we wouldn’t be on omegle
would we?
Stranger: haha If you say so! And good point.
You: And hmm, a dog person. I’ve got a dog, so I like cats better right now.
You: I’ll probably get a cat then prefer dogs.
Stranger: Makes sense to me!
Stranger: I’m gonna go ahead and link you to my tumblr: http://jacksartatlas.tumblr.com/
I basically use it as a shoddy portfolio, because I’m not good enough to warrant paying
for an actual good one. ahaha
You: Hmm, I’ll check it out. And, to be honest, that’s what I’d do.
Stranger: Cool beans. And yeah, it works.
You: Oh look, you’re actually awesome at making graphics too.
You: Yup, adding that to another reason that you’re awesome.
Stranger: Psh, professional designers tear my stuff to shreds. I’m just a self-taught guy
with a lot of time.
You: It’s still awesome. And I’d send you my tumblr but it’s just full of things I’ve
reblogged because I’m actually not amazing at making graphics, unlike someone else.
You: /cough.
Stranger: haha You should send it anyway! That way we can converse at a later time.
You: Alright, don’t judge me about my url though, because well um..
You: It was the only thing I could think of that was somewhat witty and awesome.
Stranger: Gotcha.
You: But then I realized I spelt it wrong anyways.
Stranger: Not a judgmental person.
Stranger: haha Oh no!
You: http://sextactular.tumblr.com/
You: shh, it’s ok.
You: Although there is a sextacular, and I feel bad now.
Stranger: hahahah Oh man.
Stranger: That .gif is pretty terrific, I must say.
You: Yeah, no. Although! I’m proud that I didn’t use a makeagif or something.
Stranger: Nah, it legitimately made me laugh.
Stranger: You don’t have music playing upon reaching the page, so there’s some points.
You: ah, I see.
You: and yeah, that’s annoying so I avoid it, although sometimes I go to them and end
up really liking the song and end up xing out and get sad.
Stranger: I’ve experienced that.
Stranger: Pretty upsetting.
Stranger: Do you play video games?! ?! ?!
You: Somewhat, although I’d rather watch video games being played than play myself.
Stranger: Ah, I see.
Stranger: Never understood that, but it’s so much better than disliking games entirely.
You: See, I blame it on being a female, and my hand eye coordination isn’t awesome.
Stranger: Take up drums. You’ll be exploding with hand-eye coordination.
You: Yeah, I’m not really musical.
You: I’m imagining me on the drums, and it just like breaking right when I sit down.
Stranger: ahaha That’s how it happens!
Stranger: Oh well, we can’t all be musical geniuses.
Stranger: I cringed while typing that, at the thought of me being a musical genius.
You: I now believe you’re a musical genius.
Stranger: I wish.
Stranger: I made a song with drums and household objects once, though.
You: Wow, I’m proud of you. That sounds like a great accomplishment.
You: See, you’re a musical genius.
You: And you’re going to cure AIDS, and
You: wow lots of other great things.
Stranger: Just a byproduct of boredom, I assure you!
Stranger: hahaha Totally.
You: Boredom or not, still awesome.
Stranger: I’ll let you hear it.
Stranger: If I can find it.
Stranger: It’s very short, like me.
You: Oh this seems promising. I’m sure Mozart started by being bored.
Stranger: http://bit.ly/H1bdEo
You: And a lot of people I’ve encountered are short recently.
Stranger: Weird.
You: Maybe everyone just isn’t eating their vegetables?
Stranger: Maybe!
You: And this awesome.
You: Yeah i’m jealous you made this when you were bored. If I made awesome things like
this when I was bored, wow I’d have a lot of awesome things.
Stranger: ahah Thanks.
You: And see, my vocabulary is pretty nifty, as you can tell by my repetition of the
word, “awesome”
Stranger: There’s another one, but it’s not as good.
Stranger: I use “awesome” so, so much.
You: It’s just an awesome word.
You: :D
Stranger: Oh, to tie this all back together:
Stranger: The whole reason I asked if you played video games is because we nerdily did
a cover of a song from a game called Bastion. hahaha
Stranger: I was going to show you that, if you had played the game, by some strange
chance.
You: Ahh, I see. I’ve never heard of the game, is it fun?
Stranger: It’s really great.
Stranger: It’s a downloadable game, so it’s not very big.
Stranger: But it’s so cool. The whole game has narrator describing what’s occurring.
Stranger: That might sound annoying, but it really presents the story in a unique way.
Stranger: Plus the gameplay is good.
Stranger: Definitely worth the $10 I paid for it.
You: It doesn’t sound annoying, but that sounds interesting. Hmmm.
You: Maybe if I decide to be a gamer girl one day I’ll buy it.
You: I’ll make a note of it.
Stranger: You should.
Stranger: If you ever become more of a gamer, never refer to yourself as a gamer girl.
hahaha
You: I know, I was kidding about that. It makes me think of those 15 year old girls who
buy call of duty and run around.
You: :D
Stranger: Ah, I see! Yes! That’s definitely the mental image it conjures.
Stranger: Thank you for being intelligent enough to see that. haha
Stranger: I’m not that big of a gamer myself, in all honesty, but I don’t really enjoy the
stereotypes associated with games.
Stranger: But I think it’s becoming more and more socially acceptable to play games, so
those stereotypes are headed out the door.
Stranger: I think I’m opposed to that and stereotypical images in general because I’ve
always been a victim of prejudgment. Never fun.
Stranger: Oh my, look at all that rambling.
You: It’s all good, I enjoy rambling so I was just going to let you go on.
Stranger: It’s pretty fun.
You: Hmm, I don’t know what I think about stereotypes. I don’t like them, but I don’t
want to seem like a hypocrite, because I know I do stereotype at times and it’s bad,
sadly. And yes, ranting about something is fun. Which is another reason why you can
rant to Mother Nature. Because it’s fun!
You: Also I think I fit most of the stereotypes I fall under, so /shrugs.
Stranger: Yeah, I do the same thing at times, I’m sure.
Stranger: No worries. At least we’re self-aware.
You: And the first step is admitting you have a problem.
Stranger: haha Exactly!
Stranger: Tell me about your taste in music!
You: Oh god, um, well earlier I was listening to Brad Paisley, but then I moved to Fall Out
Boy, and somehow got into A Day to Remember. I like to think I’m diverse when it comes
to music, but I’m more into hmm what’s it called, angsty teenager music, I think that’s a
good term for it. What about your taste, because I might have some similarities with you.
:D
Stranger: hahaha Angsty teenager music. Good way to sum that up. Pretty crazy mix
you’ve got going on there, though.
Stranger: Really, I like anything with a good groove. My favorite band is RHCP, which
gets scoffed by most. I love The Black Keys, Incubus, Foo Fighters, Cage the Elephant,
Muse, and a buttload more.
Stranger: I like some older rock as well, like Led Zeppelin.
Stranger: As well as anything that sounds happy.
Stranger: I used to be pretty angsty until I started listening to happier music. haha
You: I’ve never heard of RHCP. Hmm. I know a song or two by Incubus, Foo Fighters,
Cage the Elephant, and Muse though.
Stranger: You’ve never heard of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
You: And I had a phase where I loved like 80s rock.
You: OH
You: OH
You: YEAH
Stranger: hahaha
You: Wow
You: Let’s pretend that never happened.
Stranger: Let’s.
Stranger: Anyway, yeah, favorite drummer, guitarist, and bassist all in one band.
You: Yeah, I know them, I’m just obviously not used to their acronym.
You: ah, I see.
Stranger: Gotcha.
Stranger: Yeah, their vocalist isn’t up to par with the others, but he’s grown on me.
You: Really? I like his voice, I think it’s unique.
Stranger: I listen to music more so for instruments than vocals anyway, so.
Stranger: I like his voice, but, if he sang as well as everyone else played their
instruments, oh, oh man.
Stranger: My head hurts thinking about it.
You: After I started playing guitar hero, for the longest time, all I could hear was the
guitar part and how it’d be played with like the red button or the blue.
You: I’m sure it’d be beautiful.
Stranger: ahaha Nerd.
You: Shhh.
You: Everyone used to love guitar hero, and then as soon as I got to the place where I
could play hard and not fail, it wasn’t cool anymore.
Stranger: It’s good to pay attention to all the instruments, though. I don’t really like
music that doesn’t place importance on every part of the band.
Stranger: haha That’s true! And dang.
Stranger: I used to be pretty good at it. I’d get like 95%-98% on most expert songs, but
I stopped playing it fairly early.
You: Show off.
Stranger: Haven’t touched it in years.
Stranger: hahah Just being honest!
Stranger: I’ll freely admit that I suck at most games.
Stranger: Super Smash Bros. is one of the few I can do well in.
You: That’s a classic game though. But I’d probably still fail.
Stranger: I love it. Still one of the best party games.
You: I was somewhat decent at Left for Dead 2, but I only played it for about a week
because I didn’t feel like buying it / only rented it.
Stranger: Ah, that’s a fun one with friends.
You: Yeah, aside from all of my friends are worse than me at things like this.
You: Although, one time I got to level 22 or something on COD’s Nazi Zombies because I
just followed my male friend. I was so proud.
Stranger: haha Nice job!
Stranger: The zombie thing there is pretty fun.
Stranger: Not a CoD fan, though. Not after the first Modern Warfare.
You: A lot of people I encounter either love it or hate it.
You: I don’t really play it, only for the sidegame, so it doesn’t really matter to me.
Stranger: haha Yeah.
You: Hmm, I wonder what’ll happen after the whole zombie craze.
Stranger: I dunno, but it sure is a huge craze.
You: Yes, yes it is. And I’m somewhat of a fan of it, if you couldn’t tell. :3 I even watch
the walking dead, which is supposed to be a tv show about them.
Stranger: I like zombies too!
Stranger: I just got finished reading The Walking Dead comics last week.
Stranger: I’m not a comic reader.
Stranger: But holy crap, so good.
You: Ah, I want to read them, but, the tv show isn’t following them at all, and I feel like
I’d rage at it.
You: Well they are, but
You: not really, so I’ll probably end up reading them after the show.
Stranger: Yeah, I don’t blame you.
Stranger: I didn’t like the 2nd season of the show.
Stranger: The third might just be amazing, though.
You: The second season was kind of slow, but YES
You: IT WILL BE. I’ve read about it and I’m so excited.
Stranger: So much crazy stuff goes down in that prison.
Stranger: I hope they stick pretty close to the comics.
Stranger: For that part anyway.
You: I’ve kind of heard about it, and I’m excited. Plus I’m happy they got rid of Shane,
and Dale, so it’ll all be on Rick to be good cop verses bad cop.
Stranger: You read the recent Cracked article on the show, didn’t you?
You: ;)
Stranger: hahaha
You: Actually, my sister read it too me.
Stranger: Ah, close enough.
You: *to
Stranger: But yeah, you’re right.
You: But it made me so excited, oh god I
You: I want it to be on now.
Stranger: Just wait until The Governor shows up.
Stranger: You’ll trip.
Stranger: Backwards.
You: Knowing me, I probably will.
You: This all just sounds so fun
Stranger: Yeah, it really should be.
You: And if it isn’t, then we can boycott.
You: Or charge in there.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Both!
You: With our thugs from the alley.
Stranger: Can’t go anywhere without those guys.
Stranger: Man, my phone is dead, and I can’t find a charger.
Stranger: This isn’t a crisis.
Stranger: But in my head it is.
You: My phone is actually pretty charged.
You: Jealous?
Stranger: Very.
You: Your phone is probably cooler though.
You: Knowing my luck, you probably have an iphone.
Stranger: It’s a Droid. haha
You: THANK GOD
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: Not an Apple man.
You: I swear to god, I’m the only one in my friend group that has a Droid.
Stranger: That makes you the standout.
Stranger: What Droid do you have?
You: I think it’s like the Droid 3 or something. It’s by Motorola. /shrugs. But they all might
be by Motorola, so that wouldn’t really help.
Stranger: Ah, I have an X2. Not that fancy, but it works.
You: At least it’s a smart phone, and you can download fun apps like draw something.
Stranger: Yeah! Yeah!
You: Hmm, I wish you the best of luck on finding your charger.
Stranger: I left it at my apartment.
Stranger: I’m at my house with my family for the next day or two.
Stranger: I’ll find one, though.
You: I feel like this is one of those sucks to be you moments. But yes, I do believe we’ve
got the universal charger, so
You: it should work.
Stranger: I’ve gone through worse things. haha
Stranger: Luckily I’m in an area where there’s almost no service.
Stranger: So it doesn’t really matter anyway.
You: ah, I see
You: the only place I can go without service is a basement.
You: First world problems.
Stranger: I don’t have a basement.
Stranger: More first world problems.
Stranger: I wish I did though, it’d be better than keeping my kit in my room.
Stranger: I have like two feet to move.
Stranger: And I have a really small kit, so what’s even going on right now.
You: You poor poor soul
Stranger: I know. So, so sad.
Stranger: Check out how classy it is: http://bit.ly/HYGPKZ
You: The tie is a very nice touch
Stranger: Thanks. It’s my new gimmick.
Stranger: It actually has a practical purpose, it mutes the drum a little to make it “pop” a
bit more.
Stranger: Pretty nifty.
Stranger: I need to find one that matches the stain, though.
Stranger: Stained it myself, be proud, dad.
You: ah, I see. Awesome and useful. I’ll be waiting to see all major drums using that. And
I’ll know where it originated from.
Stranger: That’s right!
You: and /claps.
You: Hmm, I think it looks nice though.
Stranger: Although, I guess you can’t really see it there.
Stranger: It used to be a boring, flat black.
Stranger: And I went to town.
Stranger: http://bit.ly/HYHxIe
Stranger: I really like bit.ly, if you haven’t noticed.
You: ah, I see. that is really nice. I’d ask you cool things about it, but I know next to
nothing about staining. To be honest, when you first mentioned a stain or the stain, I
kind of thought you split coffee on it and there was some strange stain on it. /whistles.
Stranger: I should have warned you about the gratuitous dad leg.
You: And bit.ly seems nice. I might use it in the future.
Stranger: hahaha Oh! Well thanks.
You: And who doesn’t love dad leg?
Stranger: You’re right!
You: “You’re right,” those are two beautiful words btw.
Stranger: Are they?
You: Yes.
You: Some odd reason I always tend to be the wrong one in arguments, so to hear that
for a change..
Stranger: Oh, ouch.
Stranger: Just get into less arguments.
You: No, it’s ok, I pretend I’m still right and go down with my ship.
Stranger: Always a good strategy.
Stranger: I need a haircut.
Stranger: You liking this idle complaining? hahaha
You: I’m good at idle complaining.
Stranger: Me too. It’s usually about haircuts, though.
You: Guys always seem to need haircuts though. I should get one, but., I like long hair.
Stranger: I generally like longer hair on girls.
Stranger: I look ridiculous without a haircut.
Stranger: I look ridiculous anyway, but it gets multiplied.
Stranger: Last summer I made the horrible mistake of letting a friend cut my hair.
Stranger: It was…
Stranger: Basically a mushroom.
Stranger: For like a month.
You: LOL
You: It’s alright, I let my friend dye my hair, and it came out like orange and they kept
laughing at me.
You: But then it looked alright after a couple days.
Stranger: haha That’s good at least.
Stranger: I kept thinking “oh, this haircut will fix itself.” NOPE.
You: Poor you
Stranger: No idea why I waited for so long.
Stranger: haha Yeah, who knows how many people didn’t approach me just because of
my haircut? Probably at least four.
You: Just because your haircut?
You: That’s crazy, but hilarious.
You: Poor you.
Stranger: hahaha Could have been worse.
Stranger: At least my friend got her kicks.
Stranger: It was so bad.
Stranger: She just grabbed a bunch of my shirts, threw them on the ground, and had me
stand on them while she went to town with clippers.
You: oh god
You: See, that seems like a bad idea to me.
Stranger: Oh, it was.
Stranger: I don’t bend to her every request anymore. hahaha
You: I’d hope so.
You: I’m just imagining it now, and it just seems, like something I’d end up doing and
regretting.
Stranger: hahah Never again.
You: at least you’re a guy and if your hair is cut it’s not that bad, and you could have
gone short and looked fine. without waiting a month.
You: although, keeping it for a month is pretty amusing.
Stranger: I just wanted to bear my shame, apparently.
Stranger: Thinking back, I would’ve gotten a haircut the next day, now.
Stranger: Not then, for some reason.
You: You probably did it so you can look back and laugh.
You: As we’re doing now.
You: At least I am.
You: whistles.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: I have strange friends.
Stranger: I take pictures of everything.
You: Don’t we all?
Stranger: Probably.
You: and ah, an artisty type.
Stranger: Not so much, but I’d have people believe it.
Stranger: I get some pretty funny shots, though.
Stranger: Like this: http://bit.ly/HYLFrR
You: that’s beautiful
Stranger: Thanks.
You: I want to photobomb people.
Stranger: My friend in the back there wasn’t making the most appropriate creeper face,
but it works.
Stranger: Yeah, I’d love to start doing that to random people.
You: I think just smiling makes it worse.
Stranger: haha Yeah, probably.
Stranger: This one, also: http://bit.ly/HYM4ub
You: hahaha how amusing
Stranger: Ye. That’s the type of thing I like to go for. haha
You: See now I wish I did something cool like took weird and strange pictures of peoplee.
Stranger: Such a fun day.
Stranger: ahaha Start! Just get a camera!
Stranger: Mine is like a $100 Canon, and it takes some great shots.
Stranger: All of the cross-processing was my friend’s idea. I normally don’t do that. haha
You: Ah, I see.
You: I was bored one day on the beach last summer and I took a somewhat awesome
picture, for me being a creeper and her not having any clue that the picture was being
taken.
Stranger: haha Awesome.
Stranger: I’ve only taken two or three pictures that I’d ever call “good.”
Stranger: This one: http://bit.ly/H1eaF7 Mostly because I didn’t edit it all. Lighting is so
cool.
Stranger: Yay for photogenic friends.
You: Oh I haven’t taken any “good” ones, but http://i44.tinypic.com/2mfccie.jpg amused
me so much, although I wish her eyes would have been open. and ooo that sounds fun. I
wish I was photogenic.
You: that’s cool, I like her mask.
Stranger: haha Good timing with that one.
Stranger: And thanks! It was just randomly lying around at the apartment.
You: Hmm, I wonder if I have anything awesome just lying around my room.
Stranger: I got one in it, too, and I look murderous.
Stranger: It’s scary.
You: That should be the picture for the hat diagram. Just photoshop a hat on your head.
Stranger: Great idea!
You: If it’s murderous, then people will be more intimidated.
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: Probably the only time when I’ve looked the slightest bit intimidating.
Stranger: If I can find it. hahaha
You: Alright, then that’s how you should look when we barge into wherever we’re going.
You: I’ve completely forgotten by now
Stranger: Gonna need to find that mask again.
You: It seems like an awesome mask.
You: You will.
Stranger: Eh, it’s not uploaded anywhere, and I’m lazy.
Stranger: Just picture it.
You: I will, I’ve got a pretty nifty imagination. I’m picturing Freddy Kruger plus that mask.
You: It’s pretty intimidating tbh.
Stranger: That’s very accurate!
Stranger: Not because I have a burned face or anything.
Stranger: But I might.
You: I’m sure the level of intimidation is the same.
Stranger: Absolutely.
You: I’m glad.
You: Also by the way Freddy Kruger is my favorite horror movie killer, but thanks because
now I won’t be able to sleep because I thought about him.
You: I blame you.
Stranger: Oh, dang. Sorry.
Stranger: Here’s me making a duckface to make up for it: http://bit.ly/HYP6Pl
You: Oh god, your duck face is so accurate.
Stranger: I try, I try.
You: You look like one of those girls.
Stranger: It’s what I was going for.
Stranger: If only I had gone into a bathroom.
You: If only. Or if only you had like a spray tan or edited it so you looked orange.
Stranger: Ah, a missed opportunity.
You: There’s always next time.
Stranger: Right!
Stranger: The shirt I have on there is my favorite thing.
You: Ooo from what I can see it looks awesome.
You: Somewhat looks like the bottom of a band shirt tbh.
Stranger: This is very, very inexplicable picture, but it shows the rest of the shirt:
Stranger: Only one I could find. hahaha
You: Ahh, I see.
You: It’s a nice shirt.
Stranger: Thanks.
You: I’m not going to make any other comments about the picture.
You: /whistles.
Stranger: And trust me, what I’m doing there made sense at the time.
You: Sure it did.d
You: *did.
Stranger: It actually didn’t.
Stranger: I was trying to be inexplicable.
Stranger: It worked.
You: I see, I’m glad then.
You: I wonder if I have any pictures like that.
You: Hmmmmm.
Stranger: I can only hope.
Stranger: Whoa, I just found a guy I don’t know with some of my artwork as his
Facebook cover picture.
Stranger: I don’t know how to react.
Stranger: It’s really ugly artwork.
You: Maybe he’s your biggest fan, and is secretly watching everything you do.
Stranger: I designed it to be ugly as a subtle jab at the guy who requested it.
You: LOL you’re so kind.
Stranger: Because he kept rejecting the good versions of it, and he wasn’t paying me or
anything.
You: ah, I see.
Stranger: Yeah, I wouldn’t just do a bad job without a reason.
Stranger: But he ate it up! So I guess it worked.
Stranger: http://bit.ly/HYRDZB
Stranger: See, I like the background, but that text is horrendous.
You: Yeah
You: That’s what I was thinking.
Stranger: Then it worked.
Stranger: Still strange.
You: The font is weird, hmm. Maybe he’s crazy
You: Crazier than us, of course.
Stranger: He wanted a script font.
Stranger: I shook my head so hard.
Stranger: Came off the hinges.
Stranger: I think I died.
You: I used to be awesome and make graphics like a cool kid for neopets, (when I was
like 11) and I would always make the weirdest things for people, but they were all 8 so
they all loved it. So, when in doubt, market to little kids.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: I’ll keep that in mind.
You: Nothing compared to what you make, of course, which is another reason why I
believe my compliments actually have some weight behind them, because I do kind of
know what I’m doing. And when in doubt, go for little kids. Like, have extra candy after
halloween?
You: Go for little kids.
Stranger: Oh, well extra thanks for the compliments, in that case.
You: /bows
Stranger: And forget that, I’ll eat the candy myself.
Stranger: Seriously. I love candy.
Stranger: And ice cream.
Stranger: And food in general.
Stranger: Logically, I should be a house
Stranger: .
Stranger: But somehow I keep my weight under 2,000 lbs.
You: But don’t we all love food? Unless you’re anorexic, but I mean, I don’t think I’ve met
someone that doesn’t like food.
You: Which might be why America’s so overweight..
Stranger: I’ve met plenty of people who really just eat only to survive.
You: They’re crazy.
You: Lock them up.
Stranger: They really, really are.
Stranger: I would.
You: How does one, what?
You: I have a bag of little boxes of nerds next to me.
You: Casually eating during this conversation.
Stranger: I love those.
Stranger: I really want cereal, but we only have enough milk for tomorrow.
Stranger: I live in an apartment without it, so as soon as I’m back home, I’m shoveling
boxes.
You: You could always go rogue and eat cereal without milk.
You: and hmm, I see
Stranger: I can’t do that.
You: You could, you just can’t wrap your mind around it.
Stranger: The thought of it just scares me.
Stranger: I don’t know if I’m ready to tread that water.
You: One day, you might do it.
You: and one day, I’ll be proud.
Stranger: I can’t wait.
Stranger: Maybe someday.
You: Some day, I’ll be proud of you.
Stranger: HAVE YOU EVER made spaghetti-filled garlic bread?
You: I don’t think I have.
Stranger: You should.
Stranger: Amazing.
You: It actually sounds really good right now.
Stranger: It is.
You: Now I want it.
You: Thanks.
Stranger: Welcome.
Stranger: Just find the ingredients and make it!
You: It’s like 4:50 in the morning.
Stranger: That’s okay.
You: For you, until I wake up my whole family, and then they eat all of my spaghetti
garlic bread creation.
Stranger: That’d be tragic.
Stranger: Maybe wait until tomorrow.
Stranger: I really want coffee, but it won’t be ready for another 6 hours or so.
Stranger: Sad.
You: Poor you.
You: Well, serves you right for making me hungry.
Stranger: I suppose so.
Stranger: Do you like iced coffee? That’s what I’ve got brewing.
Stranger: Takes a few hours.
Stranger: Unfortunately.
You: Mmm.
You: Iced coffee is delicious.
Stranger: Yes it is.
Stranger: I’ve gotten mine as good as most coffee places I’ve tried, so I’m happy about
that.
You: I’m proud of you. Do you have Tim Hortons down there?
Stranger: Nope, but I’ve heard of it.
Stranger: I know it’s big in Canda.
Stranger: Canda, faraway land of mystic wonder.
Stranger: Not to be confused with Canada.
You: LOL
You: One of the benefits of living close to the border means that we get their great
things.
You: Mm their ice cap is delicious.
Stranger: Dang, jealous.
Stranger: I’d love to try.
Stranger: I can’t do any of the fancy stuff with espresso, but I’m gonna get a machine
soon so I can.
You: I’ll fed-ex you one. ;D And, wow that sounds fun.
Stranger: Do it! And yeeee, it should be.
You: I’m not a big coffee drinker, but that sounds fun.
Stranger: I didn’t use to be, but I’ve gotten into it recently.
Stranger: I like getting beans from around the country.
You: That seems fun.
Stranger: It is, in a nerdy sort of way.
You: Being nerdy is fun.
Stranger: Sure is.
You: Hmm, I think it’s time I went to bed so I can get a couple hours of sleep. This was
fun though, it was nice meeting you.
You: We should talk some other time, using like tumblr.
Stranger: Nice meeting you, too!
Stranger: And yeah, that’d be fun!
Stranger: If you have a different method of contact you prefer, I’m down for that as
well.
You: Hmm, I’m kind of tired / not thinking straight at the moment, but, either send me a message or I’ll send you a message, and we can discuss that later. xD
Stranger: haha Okay, good deal.
Stranger: I’ll catch you later! Goodnight!
You: And to you!
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